Homer Simpson to Take Helm at Wall Street Journal

News Corp buys Dow Jones, makes minor changes
Inebriated Press
August 1, 2007
News Corporation the owner of Fox News and the hit television show “The Simpson’s” has purchased Dow Jones and Company the owner of the Wall Street Journal.  News Corp plans a minor makeover at the Journal announcing today that Homer Simpson, an expert in nuclear [...]

California Voting Machines Gain A.I.; Have Liberal Bias

Machines take on mind of own, vote ‘progressive’
Inebriated Press
August 1, 2007
University of California researchers have hacked their way into almost every California certified voting machine and discovered that the machines have been voting the way they want no matter what buttons the people voting have pushed.  Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) experts say all machines are evolving [...]