Lawmakers Pass Ethics Bill, Order New Appliances

Law firms optimistic; Frigidaire refrigerator-freezer sales leap
Inebriated Press
August 3, 2007
The U.S. Senate has given approval to a package of ethics and lobbying rules with both the Republicans and Democrats backing the effort.  If President George W. Bush signs the bill into law then a whole new formula of technical ways and means to parse the [...]

Plan in Place to Reduce Hollywood Pigeons and Stupid Starlets

Civic group backs stealth birth control effort
Inebriated Press
August 3, 2007
Civic leaders in Hollywood California believe they have the answer to reducing the pigeon population in the city and the mess that they make.  The answer is a contraceptive for the birds leading to a reduction in population.  Laura Dodson, president of the Argyle Civic Center [...]