30% of Weapons US Shipped to Iraq are Missing

Some traded for iPhones
Inebriated Press
August 6, 2007
A report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO) says that about 30 percent of all the weapons that the United States military gave to Iraqi forces since 2004 are missing. Among them are 200,000 AK-47 assault rifles, semiautomatic pistols and laser guided squirrels. The GAO report also says [...]

China Changes Family Planning Threats

New slogans about torture and maiming now friendlier
Inebriated Press
August 6, 2007
China Daily reports that family planning slogans like ‘Raise pigs not children or we’ll torture you’ and ‘We’ll burn your house and kill your daughters if you don’t have an abortion’ are going to be replaced by friendlier encouragement involving affection and gender equality.  Some new [...]