Scientists Discover Fox’s Murdoch is ‘Missing Link’

Theory of Evolution turned inside out
Darwin spins in grave
Inebriated Press
August 9, 2007
A study published in this weeks Nature Journal reports that the real ‘missing link’ has been discovered and is causing the Theory of Evolution to be rewritten.  The Journal said that as negotiations for purchase of Dow Jones by Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp wrapped [...]

Dead Man Speeding

Fast funeral leads to crash
Inebriated Press
August 9, 2007
The hearse of Funeral Director and NASCAR wanna-be Rip Roarrer was clocked by police at 115 miles per hour (MPH) as it made its way to a cemetery in the Gerard Valley of Southland New Zealand.  Members of the funeral procession without Hemi engines struggled to keep up [...]