Religious Right to Smoke Pot Threatened

Church sues government for damages
Inebriated Press
August 10, 2007
Canadian church leaders who believe it’s their religious right to smoke marijuana have launched a lawsuit against federal officials.  “We don’t have to be completely stoned to believe what we do,” said the mostly Reverend Eddie ‘Blow-Joy’ Condiment, head of the International Church of Universal Two (iCU2).  “But [...]

Astronauts Can’t Find Spoons and Forks, Risk Death

UNICEF plans trip to help the starving in space
Inebriated Press
August 10, 2007
Astronauts onboard the shuttle Endeavour awoke in space orbit hungry and eager for breakfast today, but in a startling discovery found that no eating utensils were on board.  The depressed crew attempted work but are weak and lethargic.  NASA fears that they may starve [...]