Suspect in Slice & Dice Murder Freed

Man goes to pieces; his own fault say police
Inebriated Press
August 13, 2007
Police in Malaysia have freed Alexi Bail, a woman suspected of chopping up her husband and storing him in a refrigerator.  Prosecutors say that despite the fact that her husband was in fact chopped to bits and stuffed in multiple packages in the women’s [...]

K-Fed Hires Israeli Commando in Custody Battle

Plans assault on Britney for both kids
Inebriated Press
August 13, 2007
Keven Federline’s lawyer has drafted an ex-Israeli commando to help in the custody battle for his two sons with Britney Spears.  Reportedly K-Fed wants full custody of the boys and is prepared to use any tactic necessary to get them.  Spears says the boys should stay [...]