Bill Gates Buys McDonald’s

New PC-Mac Happy Meals and Operating System Ahead
Inebriated Press
August 15, 2007
Bill Gates’ foundation announced today that it has purchased a major stake in McDonald’s Corporation and plans to use the new Microsoft / McDonalds deal to introduce a new PC-Mac operating system with the goal of cutting into the Apple Mac turf.  Additional plans include [...]

Police Officers Angry With Law Against Them Quiting

New law says officers can’t resign
Inebriated Press
August 15, 2007
In a move designed to beef up a police force that has recently been hit by mass desertions and resignations, the Zimbabwe government has made it illegal for officers to resign.  Morale has shot up on this showing of confidence.
Police officers have been deserting the force in droves [...]