Russia Goes Retro, Wants Cold War Back

Putin says he’s bored, misses old KGB days
Inebriated Press
August 17, 2007
Russia’s air force on Friday resumed permanent bomber patrols over the country for the first time in 15 years, President Vladimir Putin said. Putin cited the need for more media attention and said he missed the adrenalin rush he used to get when he was [...]

Lindsay Lohan Opens Rehab Spa and BBQ

Innovative new Spa provides booze, ribs and rehab at the same time
Inebriated Press
August 17, 2007
Lindsay Lohan may not be in the news for being arrested the last two days but that doesn’t mean she isn’t keeping busy.  Currently she’s running the new Circle 4 BBQ & Rehab Spa a revolutionary new rehabilitation clinic with a [...]