Vampire Numbers Surge as Rain Forest Cleared

Battle between living and undead ramps
Inebriated Press
August 21, 2007
A new study confirms that the number of vampires in the world is growing and thriving due to destruction of the South American rainforest and growth in the world’s human population.  Ever since the days of Count Dracula, scientists and vampire hunters have viewed Romania as having [...]

NFL’s Vick into Dogs, Gambling and Prison

Nickname was Ookie now it’s Twisted Puppy
Inebriated Press
August 21, 2007
Michael Vick, known for quarterbacking the Atlanta Falcons of the National Football League (NFL) is now known for quarterbacking an illegal dog fighting and gambling operation called Bad Newz Kennels.  Yesterday a grand jury heard testimony from co-defendants stating that Vick financed the operation and helped [...]