MAC Cosmetics Sued by Feds Over Lip Gloss

Light from treated lips incapacitate Flight 323 to Chicago
Inebriated Press
August 24, 2007
An American Airlines 747 flying from New York City to Chicago narrowly avoided crashing when stricken by light slicing into the cockpit off of the lips of a woman walking outside a mall in Peoria, Illinois.  The unnamed woman wearing MAC Cosmetics Hunter Blaze [...]

Kellogg’s Defends Superhero Supersugar Cereal

Says Froot Loop Parrot saves lives
Inebriated Press
August 24, 2007
Cereal giant Kellogg’s has mounted a defense in response to attacks by UK consumer watchdog “Witch Hunt After Cereal Hero’s Organization” (WHACHO). The WHACHO campaign claims that Kellogg’s superheroes are encouraging kids to demand foods that are high in fat, sugar and salt.  Kellogg’s says its cereal [...]