Satellite Plan Draws Angry Democrat Reaction

Dem’s worry about cellulite and Republican spying
Inebriated Press
August 27, 2007
Democrats reacted strongly to a controversial Homeland Security Department satellite-surveillance plan by warning the Department Secretary to keep his eye-in-the-sky turned away from Edward Kennedy’s compound in Massechuetsetts and Nancy Pelosi’s place in California.  Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said he was only trying to spot [...]

Nicole Richie to Detail Prison Ordeal in New Book

82 harrowing minutes behind bars alters time and space
Inebriated Press
August 27, 2007
Nicole Richie fulfilled her sentence to do hard time by enduring an entire 82 minute period of imprisonment in the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood on Friday.  Sentenced to jail for driving the wrong way on a street while spaced out on drugs, [...]