Democracy Hijacked by History

Assholes of the Middle East
Inebriated Press
August 28, 2007
The National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq was issued by the nation’s top intel agencies in Washington D.C. last week.  It said that Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki can’t broker a deal with the countries warring factions and that an already screwed up government will become even more messed [...]

New Discovery: Women Like Pink More Than Men

Holy hunter-gatherer!  The brains of men and women are different
Inebriated Press
August 28, 2007
A new study published in last weeks Proceedings of the Royal Society reveals that the brains of men and women differ and that women like the color pink more than men.  When given the choice of going to bed in either a pink [...]