Bush Hails Iraq Political Deal, Says Less Killing Would be Good

Some Iraqi leaders agree, some don’t
Inebriated Press
August 30, 2007
U.S. President George W. Bush welcomed a reconciliation agreement among Iraqi leaders this week, but warned that much work remained.  Kurdish politicians said it was worth a try, Shia’s said it might work and Sunni’s applauded the goals in the agreement.  Each of the sect leaders agreed [...]

China Blames U.S. For its Faulty Products

Capitalists to blame for Communist product recalls
Inebriated Press
August 30, 2007
China strongly defended the quality of its exports this week, saying the problems were a result of faulty U.S. designs not Chinese workmanship.  “We stole the U.S. patents in good faith and produced them with precise amounts of lead, asbestos and antifreeze as recommended by our [...]