#1 Mississippi Beats #3 Alabama at the Trough

Mississippi is fattest U.S. state, beating out Alabama and West Virginia
Inebriated Press
August 31, 2007
Mississippians celebrated a number one ranking this week.  Listed as the state with the most overweight people they declared a State holiday and went out for barbeque.  The University of Mississippi “Ole Miss” football program last won a national championship in 1962 [...]

NASA’s Lightsaber Defense Strategy

Fearing attack NASA plans launch with Luke Skywalker
Inebriated Press
August 31, 2007
When the space shuttle Discovery launches the STS-120 astronaut crew in October, Luke Skywalker and his Lightsaber will be with them.  NASA officials say they’ve picked up radio traffic from space that indicates Darth Vader may have plans to attack the International Space Station and [...]