January 1, 2008

Koreans still lie, and Dick Clark lives forever

Consistency rules as 2007 ends and 2008 begins
Inebriated Press
January 1, 2008
South Korea, the United States and Japan expressed disappointment Monday as an end-of-year deadline for North Korea to declare all its nuclear programs under an aid-for-disarmament deal appeared set to pass unmet.  That means North Korean president Kim Jong-il lied again.  Meanwhile in New York, [...]

January 1, 2008

Marilyn Monroe found stripping in Vegas

81 years old and still looking good
Inebriated Press / Tabloid Division
January 1, 2008
Marilyn Monroe, the popular film star from the 1950’s and 60’s is currently working as a stripper in Las Vegas, and for an eighty-one year old she looks mighty fine.  Acting on a tip, an Inebriated investigative reporter headed for the Vegas strip [...]

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