Ingesting chemicals, or not
Inebriated Press
January 7, 2008
WebMD reports that nearly half of all U.S. doctors give patients dummy pills or placebos without telling them. And Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens says he got shots of vitamins but not steroids as claimed by his personal trainer. Britney Spears was hospitalized last week for either drugs or insanity, [...]
January 7, 2008
Smoke and med’s or smoke and mirrors
January 7, 2008
Bin Laden arrested in strip club brawl
Released after giving robes to strippers
Inebriated Press / Tabloid Division
January 7, 2008
Terrorist and robe wearer Osama bin Laden was arrested at a strip club in Morocco last night after trying to make the strippers wear veils. Reportedly a scuffle broke out at the “Bare Hip Club” where bin Laden was relaxing after a tough couple [...]
