Reality programming gets real
Inebriated Press
January 11, 2008
The New York Daily News reports that pop star and champion of personal freedom, Britney Spears, fled Los Angeles for New York this week out of fear that her parents and local doctors were planning to capture and cure her of the right to do whatever she wants. Meanwhile, [...]
January 11, 2008
Britney versus the Teen Sex Show
January 11, 2008
Sneezing made illegal in U.S.
Spreads germs; as bad as smoking
Inebriated Press / Tabloid Division
January 11, 2008
On the heels of anti-smoking campaigns across the U.S., lawmakers are stepping up the battle against bad air by banning all sneezing. Citizens caught expelling germs into the air will be arrested and imprisoned or fined hundreds of dollars. Some human rights activists think [...]
