January 14, 2008

Playboy’s New SUGAR Service

New Trends in Gum, Hookers and HD Video Technology
Inebriated Press
January 14, 2008
Medical News Today reports that sorbitol, a sweetener in many sugar-free chewing gums, can cause chronic weight loss in people chewing over 15 sticks of gum per day.  Meanwhile a man in Poland was surprised to find his wife working in a local brothel [...]

January 14, 2008

John Belushi Alive and President of Romania

Faked drug death to take up politics in Eastern Europe
Inebriated Press \ Tabloid Division
January 14, 2008
Actor and comedian John Belushi is currently known as Traian Basescu and is the President of Romania.  That startling information was uncovered by Inebriated reporter Zippy Long as he dug through a Waste Management bin behind CIA Headquarters in Langley, [...]

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