FDA Announces Clones Are Safe, Just in Time to Save Our Ass
Inebriated Press
January 17, 2008
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced yesterday that after years of study they’ve determined that animal clones are as safe as those conventionally bred. Scientists at the ViaGen biotechnology company say animal and human clones are created with the [...]
January 17, 2008
Reagan Clone to Run for President
January 17, 2008
AA Merges with AAA
New AAAAA to offer insurance for drunks
Inebriated Press / Tabloid Division
January 17, 2008
The American Automobile Association (AAA) announced that it has merged with Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and formed the Anonymous American Alcoholics Automobile Association (AAAAA). The AAAAA plans to offer anonymous drunks automobile insurance and various other services including roadside assistance and travel packages. AAA [...]
