Says his goal is to ease suffering, not cause death
Inebriated Press
January 18, 2008
Dr. Jack Kevorkian promoted legalizing euthanasia before a University of Florida crowd of nearly 5,000 last Tuesday, condemning governmental interference in physicians performing the “medical service” of killing patients. Kevorkian said his aim was never to cause death; his goal was to end [...]
January 18, 2008
Dr. Kevorkian Pushes New “Medical Service”
January 18, 2008
Beyoncé to Manage Animal Feed Store
Likes bovines and poultry, tires of music and acting
Inebriated Press / Tabloid Division
January 18, 2008
R&B singer and actress Beyoncé Knowles announced today that she’s retiring from show business and has accepted a management position at Acme County Feed and Seed in south Georgia. Inebriated reporter Heathcliff Somhowe broke the news from an all night Hillary [...]
