U.S. Court orders Lindsay Lohan to the morgue over DUI
Iran cracks down on women over freedom
Inebriated Press
January 21, 2008
U.S. actress Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to work several shifts at the county morgue in Los Angeles as part of her sentence for driving under the influence (DUI). The work is part of a court ordered [...]
January 21, 2008
Women’s Rights or Sobriety and the Single Girl
January 21, 2008
Richard Nixon Returns from Dead for Socks
Says socks are hard to come by in afterlife
Inebriated Press / Tabloid Division
January 21, 2008
Former U.S. president Richard Nixon returned from the dead yesterday and appeared at a J.C. Penney store where he purchased several pairs of socks before disappearing into the ether. Stunned shoppers said the president was polite and made small talk while [...]
