Women, Blacks and Youth can be President, not Old Experienced People
Inebriated Press
January 22, 2008
Campaigning for Mike Huckabee for U.S. president, actor Chuck Norris said Sunday that Senator John McCain is too old to handle the pressures of being president. McCain is 72 and Norris said it’s important to ignore the fact that Ronald Reagan was [...]
January 22, 2008
Time to Make Age a Divisive Issue
January 22, 2008
U.S. Dollar Replaced By Colored Yarn
Brightest dies are worth the most
Inebriated Press / Tabloid Division
January 22, 2008
In an unusual move the U.S. Congress has ordered the U.S. Treasury to begin using colored yarns as new currency instead of traditional greenbacks. In recent months the value of the U.S. Dollar has fallen substantially and Alan Greenspan, former chairman of the Federal [...]
