Mechanic says U.S. F-16s were modified by Mexicans using Yugoslavian parts
Inebriated Press
January 28, 2008
Dozens of people in Stephenville, Texas have reported sightings of a UFO over the past several days. And the California Supreme Court ruled that employers can fire workers who test positive for marijuana even if they have a note from a doctor [...]
January 28, 2008
Texas UFOs make California turn against medical marijuana
January 28, 2008
Tom Cruise Discovered on Mars
Still no intelligent life found
Inebriated Press / Tabloid Division
January 28, 2008
A NASA rover spotted actor Tom Cruise stumbling around on the back side of the red planet yesterday and despite Cruise encouraging the rover to take a turn toward Scientology, the rover continued searching for signs of intelligent life. Mars Rover’s Spirit and Opportunity, have [...]
