Hillary and Obama’s current fundraisers keep getting caught
Inebriated Press
January 29, 2008
Indicted political fundraiser Antoin “Tony” Rezko was arrested at his suburban Chicago home by federal agents yesterday. Rezko raised thousands of dollars for Barack Obama’s run for the presidency but tended to get caught doing illegal things. Norman Yung Yuen Hsu was indicted for fraud [...]
January 29, 2008
Candidates Turn to Porn Industry Because They Can Keep a Secret
January 29, 2008
Clinton’s Dog Dies in Mob Hit
Hillary put contract out on Bill’s Labrador
Inebriated Press / Tabloid Division
January 29, 2008
Rumors that presidential candidate Hillary Clinton arranged a mob hit on a family member have been circulating on the campaign trail and new information appears to confirm her involvement. People have long believed that Hillary hated Buddy, Bill’s chocolate-colored Labrador Retriever. Bill got the [...]
