Government says there’s no point worrying
Microsoft to release update, agrees with government
Inebriated Press
January 30, 2008
White House National Security Council spokesman Gordon Johndroe told reporters on Monday that a disabled U.S. spy satellite is likely to fall to earth within weeks. He said the government is monitoring it and doesn’t think it’ll hurt anybody but aren’t [...]
January 30, 2008
Spy Satellite Will Plunge to Earth, Probably Will Miss You
January 30, 2008
Adolf Hitler Alive and Flying a UFO in Texas
119 year-old dictator still trying to take over the world
Inebriated Press \ Tabloid Division
January 30, 2008
Adolf Hitler, a German dictator from 1934 to 1945, was spotted at the helm of an enormous flying saucer hovering over southern Texas this week. The appearance of the dictator surprised many, since he has not been seen since 1945 [...]
