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		<title>Inebriated Press Ponders Future</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Editor&#8217; Drives IP One Complete Calendar Year
Likes Silliness and Occasional Rant, Finds Daily Production Tough Sledding
Ponders a Break and Maybe &#8217;Retirement&#8217;
Readers who want to weigh in on Inebriated Press&#8217; future are encouraged to drop a note to: ipress@chiblitz.com.
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July 8, 2008
&#8220;What started as a lark has turned into work and even though InebriatedPress.com (IP) is getting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Karaoke Corrupts Chinese Soldiers while Utah Frees &#8216;Wedgie&#8217; Killer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Discipline breaking down all over the world
Accountability, just like the economy, is slipping away
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July 7, 2008
The UK Telegraph reported earlier this year that Chinese soldiers are being &#8216;corrupted by karaoke and saunas&#8217; which are affecting their &#8216;mental stability&#8217;.  And The Salt Lake Tribune reported last week that the Utah Supreme Court tossed out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Vodka for Serious Drinkers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bill Clinton Gets Philosophical</title>
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		<title>Tech Trouble for Christie Brinkley and Cell Users</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christie&#8217;s hubby does web porn and assistant
New laws that regulate cell phone use while driving take effect
Inebriated Press
July 4, 2008
ABC News reported yesterday that Christie Brinkley&#8217;s divorce trial opened with barrage of sordid details including her husband spending $3,000 a month on Internet porn and having oral sex with his 18-year-old girlfriend.  And Business [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Separation of church and state in reverse
Transportation and whorehouses tie up
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July 3, 2008
The New York Times reported yesterday that presidential hopeful Barack Obama plans to expand social services and government involvement through churches and religious organizations. Criticizing President Bush about his weak attempt to get government more involved in religion, Obama pledged to do [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Packaging is reality, never mind the silicone
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July 2, 2008
Reuters reported Monday that U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama is ramping up a defense of his patriotism to coincide with Independence Day, and the Baltimore Sun reported that an adult video store is redefining itself as a book store in order to dodge attempts to close [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Driving Instructor Pimps and Underboob Bans</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s only illegal if it&#8217;s against the law
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July 1, 2008
Canada&#8217;s CNews reported Sunday that an Edmonton driving instructor accused of trying to lure students into the sex trade says he&#8217;s innocent. And Canada&#8217;s Times Colonist reported that Victoria&#8217;s Cheesecake Burlesque Revue flew to Las Vegas to participate in the Miss Exotic World Pageant. It [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[US won&#8217;t pursue Al Qaida in Pakistan
US won&#8217;t bust speculators and oil companies
Lame duck government?
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July 1, 2008
The New York Times reported yesterday that late last year, top Bush administration officials decided to take a step they had long resisted. They drafted a secret plan to make it easer for the [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slumping porn-for-profit industry gets new tech
Supreme Court decides dead victim&#8217;s testimony doesn&#8217;t count
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June 30, 2008
TIME reported earlier this month that the technological feats of the new 3G iPhone are key to the coming pornucopia. Leading porn purveyors see the iPhone as a dream come true. Its relatively ample screen size, speedy Web access and [...]]]></description>
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