Marxist Thought

 

Groucho Marx:

  • Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can’t make head nor tail out of it.
  • All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.
  • Humor is reason gone mad.
  • Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
  • Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… now you tell me what you know.
  • Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
  • Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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