Daily Archives: July 3, 2007

China to Build Chrysler Cars for U.S. Market

Bad tires now come with a car

Inebriated Press
July 3, 2007

The Wall Street Journal reported today that DaimlerChrysler and China’s Chery Automobile are moving ahead with a plan under which Chery will build Chrysler automobiles for export to the U.S. and Europe. This announcement comes just a week after the U.S. recalled 450,000 Chinese radial tires that lacked a safety feature that keeps tires from flying apart. 

China’s Chery got its start in 1997 when they stole GM’s Chevy design and began building the QQ.  Since then they they’ve grown rapidly — sales are up 41% this year.  By “borrowing” other company’s designs they are able to keep development costs low and sell a cheap car.

Last fall U.S. tire distributor, Foreign Tire Sales, began hearing complaints about bad Chinese tires, but said that the disintegration of the tires and subsequent accidents and deaths of some U.S. drivers was coincidental.  A lawyer for the firm said that no real proof exists that the tires are defective.  “Just because they fall apart doesn’t mean that the driver isn’t at fault,” said attorney Izzy Huo Garbonzo.  “Americans just drive too fast.”

Eventually the Chinese manufacturer, Hangzhou Zhongce admitted that by excluding “gum strips” on the tires which hold them together, they could save money and better compete with other tire manufacturers. 

The U.S. Government decided that the responsibility for the tires problems was the importers not the Chinese manufacturer so the U.S. importer has to pay (it may bankrupt them).  The Chinese company is off the hook.

The new Chinese Chryslers will be able to be built cheaply and if they use the bad tires, should be able to compete very effectively in the U.S.  This has the new owner of Chrysler pumped.

Cerberus Capital Management executives believe that their investment in Chrysler will pay off quickly.  “Using the Chinese business model of theft, deception and faulty material we should be able to sell dirt cheap cars, especially to poor Americans, and turn a fast profit,” said Cerberus chairman John Snow.  “This Chinese business model is a real hoot.”

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Bush Commutes Libby’s Prison Sentence; Dem’s Angry

Bush breaks with tradition of pardons and ticks off Democrats

Inebriated Press
July 3, 2007

President Bush commuted the sentence of Lewis “Scooter” Libby yesterday sparing him of 2 1/2 years in prison but leaving penalties in place.  Under the Bush decision Libby still has to pay a $250,000 fine and remain on probation.  Democrats reacted angrily saying the decision is out of line with the mass-pardon trend begun by former President William Jefferson “Bill” Clinton.

Democrats cited Clinton’s long list of pardons as precedent and demanded that Bush get with the tradition.  “President Clinton pardoned drug dealers, arms traffickers’ and folks who lied to Grand Jury’s,” said Nancy Pelosi.  “I can’t believe that Bush is only willing to commute a prison term for a guy who has one felony.”  Pelosi urged President Bush to reconsider his decision.

In 2005 Libby was charged with leaking the identity of a CIA agent Valerie Plame.  He was found guilty in 2006.  Since that time pressure has been ramping up against the Bush Administration for being too “open and transparent.”  Presidential candidate John Edwards (D-N.C.) said, “Only a president clinically incapable of understanding would think that identity disclosure is worse than arms dealing.  I can’t believe he’s making the guy pay out cash money and remain on probation.  I’m thinking of starting a “free Libby” campaign.”

When pressed on the decision President Bush said that he may reconsider and bow to Democrat pressure to issue Libby a full pardon. 

Earlier today Fox News correspond Laurie Dhue asked former President Clinton his view of the Bush clemency compared to his own mass-pardon approach. Reportedly Clinton replied, “Hey babe, what’s shak’in.”

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