Porn Website Battles Microsoft

Free skin bites the hand that sells

Inebriated Press
August 14, 2007

The nude photo firm Perfect 10 (P10) is suing Microsoft for including links and thumbnail pictures from the company’s site in MSN search results.  P10 says Microsoft is making more money than they are by providing MSN users free skin pictures that its search engine essentially swipes from P10’s website.  Bill Gate’s says Microsoft has used Apple’s designs and icons for years and sees the use of P10’s porn as being no different.  Steve Jobs of Apple Corp may join the suit on behalf of P10.

The case, filed in the US District Court in California, could prove to be a landmark one.  P10 has already lost a similar case against Amazon.com but hopes this one will pay off.  “MSN is causing us to lose $4 million a month,” said Norm “Zig” Zag, chief nudity expert at P10.  “We can barely keep our models clothed at all with these terrible financial losses.” 

Steve Jobs is angry with Microsoft too.  “We must do all we can to save these poor naked women from exploitation by Microsoft,” said Jobs from a sushi bar for nude web developers in Silicon Valley.  “That damn Gates is up to no good again.”

In previous rulings a Judge said that search engines were liable for displaying thumbnails, but those rulings were subsequently overturned by appeals courts because the thumbnails “were too small to see well”. 

“I got no inspiration from the thumbnails displayed by MSN,” said a judge wishing to be identified only by the name Pinky.  “It wasn’t until I saw full sized images from the P10 website that I started considering various pharmacidical and latex based products.”

Bill Gates says the suit is frivolous and that he can crush P10 like a gnat if he wants too.  “I could crush P10 like a gnat if I want to,” said Gates at a philanthropic function to aid New Yorkers with poor taste in hats.  “Our search engines show stuff that’s on the web and folks can decide if they want to go to the original source.  People like Microsoft products but can go to Apple if they want their icons.  I don’t care.  I admit that I’m very sensitive when I’m nude, but that doesn’t carry over to this situation.”

In other news, Entertainment Weekly reports that Mick Jagger still can’t get no satisfaction.

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