Weekend Ad Copy (WAC) by: Ronco Media Weight Loss Division
September 15, 2007
Tortured by ugly fat and unable to dump the weight you want to loose? Want to be slender and sexy again? Well now you can drop 25 pounds in 5 days or less and not even break a sweat!
Rid yourself of those pounds and get buff fast with Anti-Carbo Anti-Matter Plus!
That’s right you can drop 25 pounds or more in a few days, or even minutes! Don’t get sucked into those silly weight loss schemes that promise that you can loose five pounds in 60 days by eating less and working out more. Drop the weight you want and get sexy right now!
Become slender quickly, safely, easily and cheaply!
How does Anti-Carbo Anti-Matter Plus work? It may sound a bit complicated to the layman, but it’s really pretty simple. Our product quickly alters your bodies DNA making you a multidimensional being that exists in more than one physical dimension of time and space. Our genetically modified and radioactive product then shifts portions of your body into a nonvisible spectrum leaving a beautiful and slender you showing off to the man or woman you want to attract!
It’s easy to be slim and sexy and costs just pennies a day!
Once you loose the weight you want simply beginning using the Anti-Matter Stabilizer-Plus! and you’ll stay the size you want for as long as you want!
Get started on your way to a sexier you today! Send $199.95 in unmarked cash or easily transferable securities to:
Ronco Media Weight Loss Division
Attn: Fall out shelter “B”
New York, New York 54321
Fine print: As is the case with any product originating from China certain risks apply.
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