Weekend Ad Copy (WAC) by: Ronco Media Skin Product Sales
October 27, 2007
Tired of that pock marked face full of past or current Acne damage, scaring or other nasty stuff you have no control over? Thinking of giving up on dating ever again? Wish your skin was baby clear and soft and smooth? Well shake off that sad face and start taking steps to fix things quickly and easily today!
Look like anyone from Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie right now!
That’s right; you can have the look and feel of a famous actor or actress’ face and have studs and babes drooling over you in minutes! Don’t get caught up in complicated and expensive facial cleansers, medication and makeup that you have to put on and take off and keep buying constantly. Get the look you want and deserve in a few weeks with a one-time investment! For only $250.00 in cash we’ll give you the face you want!
Get beautiful or handsome quickly and cheaply today!
How can we make you look like the best looking man or woman in the world and do it for only $250.00? It seems complicated, but it’s really pretty simple. We’ll send you our handcrafted face mask solution that you pour over you face and let dry. When you peel it off it’s the shape of your current face. Just mail it back to us in our prepaid mailer along with the name of the actor or actress you want to look like. We’ll use the mask of your face to make a form fitting latex mask for you to wear that looks just like the stud or babe of your choice! It’s that simple! Our professional staff who have recently arrived from Mexico are ready to produce a personalized “beauty mask” just for you!
Order your beautiful new blemish free face today! Send $250.00 in cash along with the name of your preferred actor or actress to:
Ronco Media Skin Product Sales
Attn: Phantom of the Opera
New York, New York 54321
Fine print: “Latex” may actually be other material that could react with actual skin resulting in severe and incurable medical conditions, but maybe not. Other unknown risks may apply. Ronco Media is not liable for anything.