Daily Archives: December 22, 2007

WAC: Women – Make Big Money Working At Home

Weekend Ad Copy (WAC) by: Ronco Media HiFi Division
Inebriated Division / Tabliod Division
December 22, 2007

Are you a woman who’s tired out of working hard for somebody else and not getting the money and respect you deserve?  Wish you could make big money at a job with hours that you set and do it in your own home?  Well stop wishing and start fishing for dollars the easy, at home way!

Make big money and never leave home!

That’s right; now women who are motivated can set their own hours, work at home and still become wealthy simply by exploiting some easy to use concepts that have been around for centuries.  Don’t waste time and energy working for others when you can be in business for yourself and reaping all the benefits.  Set yourself free with this easy to start and run business opportunity and share only a small percentage of your business revenues for franchise rights!

Work hard, work smart and rake in the bucks!

How can we provide such an amazing opportunity and only take a small percentage of your income for ourselves?  It may sound complicated, but it’s really pretty simple.  Using the time tested and successful techniques that professional prostitutes and pimps have used for years, we’ve created Hooker International Franchise Inc. (HiFi).  All you do is sign up with us and we’ll send our representative for your territory to see you and begin arranging for clients to come to your home for “favors.”  You simply perform these favors in the comfort of your own home and then share a mere 20% of the money they give you with our representative who supplies the clients and special “insurance protection” to manage competition.  It’s that simple!  You can be making huge money in literally no time at all!

Sign up for your own HiFi business today by mailing your measurements and current photo, plus name, address, telephone and social security numbers to:

Ronco Media HiFi Division
Attn: Pimps
Box 1234567
New York, New York 54321


Fine print:  Some health, financial and other risks may apply.  Ronco HiFi retains all rights to do whatever we want.  Ronco HiFi isn’t responsible for anything.

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