WAC: Make Big Money in Pay Check Advance Business

Weekend Ad Copy (WAC) by: Ronco Media Easy Money Division
Inebriated Press \ Tabloid Division
December 29, 2007

Sick of borrowing money to live on or working for a paycheck?  Tired of paying everybody else but not yourself?  Well turnabout is fair-play and now it’s good for fair-pay!

Make big money in the pay check advance business!

That’s right; now you can make big money by providing cash advances to others who need an advance on their paychecks.  And you get to keep 20% of their paycheck just for giving them $5-$20 advances with little risk!  No kidding, it’s that easy!

Get started in your own business now by investing in the easy to follow plans for only $100 and earn the money you deserve!

How can we provide such an amazing opportunity for only $100?  It may sound complicated but it’s actually pretty simple.  Our plans show you how to loan out small amounts of money on the promise that the borrower will sign over their paycheck to you.  When you cash that check you take out your fee and give them what’s left.  You provide a service and they give you money!  It’s really almost that easy!

Start your own paycheck advance business right away by sending $100 in cash to:

Ronco Media Easy Money Division
Attn: 401k contribution
Box 1234567
New York, New York 54321

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Fine print:  Some risks like loss of money or being held up may apply.  Occasionally start-up cash may be necessary and simple robbery techniques are available to assist you if desired (see offer #2110 Ronco Media Fast Money Using Firearms).  Certain risks may apply and ownership of a handgun may be helpful.  Ronco Media isn’t responsible for anything.

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