“Oh stick it” is now a compliment

Mint enemas popular in Hollywood

Inebriated Press \ Tabloid Division
January 10, 2008

The mint enema cleanse continues to sweep Hollywood, flushing out everything from bad chemicals to bad vibes and negative karma.  That’s according to Inebriated reporter and part-time spy Richard Simmons, who also moonlights as an expert on diet, exercise and odd looking clothing.  Reportedly actors and actresses looking for an edge have successfully been taking enemas three or four times a day and feel fresher and more attractive.  That has helped them improve their skills and even win awards. 

“Enema’s have long been known to help rid the body of nasty stuff and now that there’s a minty component, it’s better than sliced bread and drunken pop stars,” reported Simmons, from a bed and breakfast someplace in East Asia.  “I wouldn’t believe it myself if Arnold Schwarzenegger and Meryl Streep hadn’t told me it was true.  Of course they deny it now.”

Reportedly the popularity of the cleanse started after director Miloš Forman had an argument with Jack Nicholson during the making of the movie “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.  Forman told the actor to “go blow it out your ass”.  Nicholson took Forman at his word and went to the nearest pharmacy, bought a rubber hose and some other stuff and did the deed.  When he got the Oscar for Best Actor the enema’s popularity took off.

“Blowing it out my ass was some of the best advice I’ve ever been given,” Nicholson was said to have remarked at a recent Academy Award ceremony.  “Since that time there’s not been a day gone by that I didn’t share that bit of wisdom with someone.”

In related news, Americans across the country have been slow to adopt the enema treatment but like the lingo.  Many U.S. citizens have been emailing their elected officials with uplifting messages and “blow it out your ass” encouragement.

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