Daily Archives: January 12, 2008

WAC: Get a Beautiful Complexion Quickly, Easily, Inexpensively

Weekend Ad Copy (WAC) by: Ronco Media Industrial Wool Division
Inebriated Press \ Tabloid Division
January 12, 2008

Tired of having a bad complexion and spending hundreds of dollars on skin care products, astringents, peels and lotions?  Wish you could make a small one-time investment and have a facial care product that would last you for years?  Well we’ve found what you’re looking for and will sell it to you cheap!

Finally, get the clean, clear skin that you’ve been dreaming of for darn near nothing!

That’s right; now you can have a cleansing tool that will quickly remove dead skin and oils like nothing you’ve ever experienced before.  And, you don’t have to spend a fortune to buy it!  No stones or sponges that get slimy or are hard and heavy and hurt your toes when you drop them in the shower.  Our light, soft and gentle steel wool will clean your cheeks and make them rosy in no time, and for only $45!

No kidding, for only $45 you get a product proven to remove dead and dry skin and leave you with an amazing pink glow!

How can we provide such a tremendous product for only $45?  It may sound complicated but it’s actually pretty simple.  We’ve imported wonderfully produced steel wool from our professional Chinese manufacturers and will mail you one.  It’s that simple!

Get your own professionally produced facial steel wool by sending $45 in cash along with your mailing address to:

Ronco Media Industrial Wool Division
Attn: Body shop
Box 1234567
New York, New York 54321

Fine print:  Some risks like severe chaffing and facial soreness may develop.  Small amounts of asbestos could be included in the material and might be a good or bad thing depending on how you feel about that.  No animals were harmed in the production of this WAC.  Regardless what happens, Ronco Media isn’t responsible for anything.

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