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WAC: Take Over the World in Your Spare Time

Weekend Ad Copy (WAC) by: Ronco Media Quick Copy Division
Inebriated Press \ Tabloid Division
January 19, 2008

Tired of the lack of control you have over your life and country?  Wish you had total power to do anything you wanted, including bombing other countries or confiscating other people’s wealth?  Don’t have a lot of time to take over the world?  We can help!

Finally, get a plan almost guaranteed to enable you to take over small countries and eventually the world, all in your spare time!

That’s right; now you can have the plan you’ve been looking for which will enable you to take over the world one country at a time while you keep up with your other day-to-day activities.  Become sole dictator of the planet when you decide you want to.  And do it on your own time-line, when you feel like it.  Put yourself in charge!  How much easier could it be!

No kidding, for only $53.95 we’ll provide you access to planning and intelligence used successfully to conquer nations and become the world power.  And it’s available to you right now!

How can we provide such an amazing plan for only $53.95?  It may sound complicated but it’s actually pretty simple.  We’ve obtained and copied plans used to establish the Roman Empire and are offering them to you.  You simply apply the techniques and take power on your own terms.  It’s that easy!

Get your copy of The Rise of the Roman Empire by mailing $53.95 in cash along with your mailing address to:

Ronco Media Quick Copy Division
Attn: Xerox room
Box 1234567
New York, New York 54321

Fine print:  Obtaining dictatorial power over the world could be more difficult than it seems.  Some risks like being crushed by someone who got the book first may apply.  Other risks like being committed as a lunatic or nut case could occur.  Ronco Media isn’t responsible for anything.

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