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WAC: Big Bucks in New Corporate Fashion

Weekend Ad Copy (WAC) by: Ronco Media Tie-Dye Shop
Inebriated Press
March 29, 2008

Looking for a chance to make big money in the new corporate fashion trend?  Sick of a dead-end job without serious wealth potential?  Well piss and moan no more, your cure has come!

Tap the new corporate fashion market with little money down and make huge profit margins!

That’s right, our high fashion experts have determined that the new trend in corporate dress has moved from suits to office-casual to T-shirts and ripped blue jeans.  No kidding!  But these aren’t normal T’s and jeans, these are corporate T’s and jeans that come with pin stripe designs and logos of associated companies and an occasional merger target.  Get out in front of this trend and you’ll be harvesting the money you’ve always dreamt about!

Leave dull care behind and sell your pin striped T’s to executives in major corporations for huge profits!

How can we offer such an amazing opportunity with such confidence?  Well, it may seem complicated but it’s really pretty simple.  Our brilliant analysts have determined that corporations are sick of regular clothing and many executives are on drugs nowadays and can barely even see straight.  That leaves the more radical weird dressers free to do what they want.  We’ve tapped that crazy bunch and are offering you a spot on the ground floor!  Simply send us your name, address and $500.00 cash and we’ll send you all you’ll ever need to set up your own Corporate T-Shirt Shop!  Send your name, address and cash or American Express paper to:

Ronco Media Tie-Dye Shop
Attn: Weird Guy in the Basement
Box 1234567
New York, New York 54321

Fine print: It’s possible that our corporate fashion analysts have no idea what they’re talking about, but I wouldn’t worry.   Some other risks may apply that we won’t admit.  As always, Ronco Media and our crafty associates aren’t responsible for anything.  Better not wait though; opportunities might be limited or something.

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