Call Girls and Child Suicide Bombers

Iraqi Muslims Use 8-Year Old Girl as Explosive Devise
NY X-Gov. Spitzer’s Hooker-Booker Pleads Guilty

Inebriated Press \ Division of Rant
May 19, 2008

UK’s Metro newspaper reported last week that Iraqi militants strapped explosives to a young girl and then detonated the device by remote control blowing up the child and an army checkpoint. And the New York Post reported that the woman who arranged a tryst between a call girl and former Gov. Eliot Spitzer pleaded guilty to money laundering and promoting prostitution. The trade in women for explosive sex and military destruction glances off an ethical wall stinging everyone with a conscience, but ricocheting off those who don’t care.

“Is civilization actually going backwards into a time of chaos and callous disregard for the humanity of women and children,” asked Furrowed Browwe, a simple American gal getting more and more pissed off about the direction of the world’s societies. “Are we nothing but bits of flesh to be used as transportation and camouflage for bombs and murder? Am I nothing more than a sex machine to be bought, sold and traded like cattle in a market? Have we learned nothing from the evils of the Nazi’s and the trafficking of people as slaves? What kind of bull shit is this? Will no one stop it?”

Not everyone sees it the way Browwe does. “Everyone should have the right to do whatever they want, it’s a basic element of freedom and an important tenet in the survival of the fittest and the Strong Survive Philosophy,” said Hasty Process, a small guy whose giant brain shows through his thinning hair making him resemble an alien from Star Trek. “Women and girls have the right to sell themselves as sex and demolition devises if that’s what they want to do, and age is of no consequence. We should all do what we want unless someone bigger and stronger than us forces us to do their will. Then we have to do what they want. It’s the natural order of things. I’ve known chicks that I banged and later wanted to blow up. It’s no big deal.”

Metro reported that extremely religious Muslims detonated explosives by remote control as a young girl, thought to be as young as eight, walked towards a group of soldiers. The explosion killed the child, an army captain and injured four soldiers. It is seen as a new low in the tactics used by radical Muslims, who in the past have strapped explosives to women with Down’s syndrome. The article said the attack illustrates the lengths to which some militants are prepared to go, especially as Islam forbids women taking part in war. However, such religious sensitivities mean women are less likely to stopped and searched at checkpoints. There have also been reports of bombings involving mental patients and people in wheelchairs. In February, two women with Down’s syndrome were used as human bombs in Baghdad. They walked among the crowds before the devices were detonated with mobile phones, killing 99 people. Elsewhere in Iraq, a suicide bomber killed 20 mourners at a funeral attended by Sunni tribesmen opposed to al-Qaeda.

The New York Post reported that Temeka Rachelle Lewis, who worked as a booking agent for the Emperor’s Club VIP, is the first defendant to admit guilt in a case that brought down New York’s crusading Democratic governor after just 14 months in office. She pleaded guilty to money laundering and promoting prostitution and will cooperate with a grand jury investigating the pricey escort service, authorities said Wednesday. The woman arranged a tryst between call girl Ashley Dupre and former Gov. Eliot Spitzer. Her agreement to cooperate was revealed in court papers filed by prosecutors, then reluctantly confirmed by her lawyer, Marc Agnifilo, after a federal magistrate turned down his request to have the records sealed. Agnifilo said his client has yet to be asked to appear before the grand jury. He added that prosecutors have not disclosed whether the probe’s next target is Spitzer, who, so far, has not been charged. Some religious experts believe that when Al Qaeda and Iran usher in the era of the new Caliphate, life on earth will be renewed and prostitutes, bombs and women and children in general, will be at peace with the world.

“We will set things right as the world will be brought to peace under the new global Caliphate following the nuclear destruction of Israel and America. We will at once fix things through forced conversion to Wahhabi Islam and initiate the peaceful killing of all prostitutes and Infidels, and create a worldwide system of forced marriages and world rule determined by the elder men of each family, as it should be, god willing,” said I. Kil Freedom, a traditional Wahhabi Muslim cleric who believes that all children should be born with C-4 plastic explosive and a fuse in their ass, and that every woman should be covered with a full body tent and submit to sex on demand to the men designated by the local cleric. “The caliphate is the only form of governance that has full approval in traditional Islamic theology, and is the core political concept of Islam, by the consensus of the Muslim majority in the early centuries. The West thinks that democracy and human rights are important and that tolerance for other views makes the culture strong. The West is wrong. Proper rule is autocratic and intolerant and we who are properly religious refuse to live beneath the yoke of freedom and the indignancy of individual rights. There will be peace when there is Wahhabi rule. I can give you peace through your submission. I’m that kind of guy.”

In related news, the CIA Factbook says Saudi Arabia, currently the biggest financer and promoter of Wahabism throughout the world, and has also established Mosques in the U.S., is a destination country for workers from South and Southeast Asia who are subjected to conditions that constitute involuntary servitude including being subjected to physical and sexual abuse, non-payment of wages, confinement, and withholding of passports as a restriction on their movement; domestic workers are particularly vulnerable because some are confined to the house in which they work unable to seek help; Saudi Arabia is also a destination country for Nigerian, Yemeni, Pakistani, Afghan, Somali, Malian, and Sudanese children trafficked for forced begging and involuntary servitude as street vendors; some Nigerian women were reportedly trafficked into Saudi Arabia for commercial sexual exploitation. CIA rates Saudi Arabia a Tier 3 country since they do not fully comply with the minimum standards for the elimination of trafficking and is not making significant efforts to do so.

The CIA Factbook also continues to say that Iran is a source, transit, and destination country for women and girls trafficked for the purposes of sexual exploitation and involuntary servitude; according to foreign observers, women and girls are trafficked to Pakistan, Turkey, the Persian Gulf, and Europe for sexual exploitation, while boys from Bangladesh, Pakistan, and Afghanistan are trafficked through Iran en route to Persian Gulf states where they are ultimately forced to work as camel jockeys, beggars, or laborers; Afghan women and girls are trafficked to the country for forced marriages and sexual exploitation; women and children are also trafficked internally for the purposes of forced marriage, sexual exploitation, and involuntary servitude. Iran has been downgraded by the CIA to Tier 3 after persistent, credible reports of Iranian authorities punishing victims of trafficking with beatings, imprisonment, and execution.

Note on Tier’s:

U.S. Congress passed the Trafficking Victims Protection Act (TVPA) in 2000 and strengthened it in 2003. This law provides tools for the U.S. to combat trafficking in persons, both domestically and abroad. The CIA lists foreign countries based on their compliance to the Act.

Tier 1: Countries that fully comply with the act’s minimum standards for the elimination of trafficking.
Tier 2: Countries that do not fully comply with the minimum standards but are making significant efforts to bring themselves into compliance.
Tier 2 Watch List: Countries on Tier 2 requiring special scrutiny because of a high or significantly increasing number of victims; failure to provide evidence of increasing efforts to combat trafficking in persons; or an assessment as Tier 2 based on commitments to take action over the next year.
Tier 3: Countries that neither satisfy the minimum standards nor demonstrate a significant effort to come into compliance. Countries in this tier are subject to potential non-humanitarian and non-trade sanctions.

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