New technology helps Islamofascists become closer to god, while protecting Americans
Inebriated Press \ Tech Division
November 1, 2008
The Patriot Micro chip is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed it will allow the implanted to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:
Patriot Microchip Sizes
The Implanted may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Best regards,
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS SEMPER FI
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