The “Bob and Joan Chronicles” of Inebriated Press
May 27, 2009
Some of you conservatives are whining about Obama’s trillions in new spending and the massive deficit being created, as though it should actually matter to Americans. Well no one cares about the deficit or the risk of hyper inflation, and even if you say you do, it doesn’t matter because you’re irrelevant. There’s nothing that an individual can do. It’s a practical impossibility.
You should just shut up and enjoy the ride like everyone else. What do you think you’re accomplishing by telling other people you care about it? You’re wasting your time you dumb ass.
Hugs and kisses,
My Dearest Joan,
Your warm and thoughtful words regarding my time management and the concern I have about America’s debt and the risk of future economic collapse, touches me deeply, and your statement telling me to shut-up because I’m irrelevant, is both kind and loving encouragement. How I long to set aside petty questions and gently caress your back, neck and shoulders, easing your present tensions, and then softly kiss the bridge of your nose as only I can. But alas, such is not my mandate. I must address your misunderstanding about the level of concern among Americans, and most importantly, the power of the individual.
Most Americans are worried about the national debt and many are concerned that President Obama is fiscally irresponsible. In a recent Washington Post/ABC News poll, nearly nine in ten Americans (87 percent) said they were either “very” (59 percent) or “somewhat” (27 percent) concerned about the size of the federal budget deficit. While many Americans like President Obama personally, they don’t like many of his policies and are worried about his spending and the risky national debt. Whether elected officials will respond to these concerns or be voted out of office remains to be seen, but more and more citizens are telling them exactly how they feel, and have even begun public protesting – as displayed on April 15th in “tax day rally’s” against the “tax and spending” of both major Parties. Public pressure will continue to grow as we near the elections in the fall of 2010. The liberal Democrats controlling Congress and the White House are proving they are who the conservatives said they were. And American voters are paying attention and have begun reacting against them. All is not lost on the fiscal front. Momentum is changing.
Now, about your belief that the individual is irrelevant and that effort by one person — such as myself — to make change is a practical impossibility. The United States of America was founded on the inalienable rights of the individual. Rights that the nation’s founders believed were endowed upon individuals by their Creator, and among those rights were the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Initially those words and others in the U.S Constitution and Bill of Rights were conceptual constructs. Until individuals — farmers, millers, merchants and others – irrelevant people mostly, took up arms and made theory a reality. Many believed it was impossible for irrelevant rabble to defeat the British Empire, yet the fools did it. And it was a pipe dream as well as a practical impossibility that any nation would actually try to put men on the moon, yet silly irrelevant Americans – many of them toiling in obscurity – accomplished the mission, and placed a number of their own citizens there. During World War II, individuals from all around America rolled into Paris freeing it from the Nazi’s. Individual men and women crossed America, carving out life and civilization in the fields, plains and mountains — building cities, towns, states. They fought disease, floods, drought, and countless challenges. They built a new nation – based on the rights of the individual. And what of the individual and American invention? How about Alexander Graham Bell, Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Samuel Morse, George Washington Carver, the Wright Brothers, Bill Gates, and others. Much more could be written about what common irrelevant Americans have accomplished.
The irrelevant founded America. They are its life-blood. The individual is the heart of America’s constitution. Protecting those rights and freedoms is important to us. The impossible is what America is as a nation. And the impossible has been accomplished from time to time by Americans, often to the surprise and disbelief of other nations. The freedom, power and rights of the individual are why many Americans are Americans. The fatalistic belief that the individual is irrelevant is why some American’s gave up being Europeans and left for the ‘New World’. I and other American’s aren’t inclined to become Europeans today – even though there are some of us who want to become Western European Socialists. The American electorate has lost its way before and found its way back. We elected Jimmy Carter and then Ronald Reagan. We can do it again.
And so, my fine and gentle Joan, I’m here to tell you that the battle for traditional “common sense” America is not over. “Irrelevant individuals” still believe that they can make a difference — as they have for generations. And as long as traditional Americans continue to believe that by their actions they will have an impact, they will in fact have an impact. The 87% who said they were concerned about the national debt, can change the direction of this country. Those individuals are not really irrelevant. I am among them.
I hope this finds you cool where you want to be and warm where you need to be.
With the sweetest of wishes and most tender feelings toward you oozing from my core like moisture on my muscular pec’s in the heat of a summer night, I remain most affectionately yours,